This is too deep. What our world has become.
Too deep.
wow…
LMFAO!!!! I laughed for like 10 mins before I could reblog this. I love the internet.
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this is fuckin hilarious!!!
- Wearing socks during sex makes it easier to reach an orgasm
- 3% of women plan chores during sex
- Most people lose their virginity in June
- More women talk dirty during sex than men
- 200 calories are burned during a fierce sex session
- The average male thinks about sex every 52 seconds
- Sex is more effective than painkillers in relieving pain
- During sex pheromones are released, which may make you appear more attractive
It’s June right now… Come to me ,baby! ;)
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It’s here! A script was made allowing you to access more features on Tumblr than before :D
If you want your dash to look like this;Simple reblog + follow
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Anyone who follows & reblogs will get the code sent to them in their ask :)
Enjoy!! xx
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Five across the eyes.
This is a very basic maneuver and usually enough to cover most situations when your child is out of line. Simply put four fingers tightly together and either leave the thumb off to the side or fold it behind the other four fingers. Then smack your kid across the face with the…




